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enzoy : 쇠털나날/기계X꼬 - 개발자느낌 : 1998/06/09 23:36

역시 인터넷에 떠도는 작자미상의 유머입니다. 머피의 법칙 원문에서 분기됨.


Murphy's Laws of Computer Programming

1. Any given program, when running, is obsolete

2. Any given program costs more and takes longer

3. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed

4. If a program is useless, it will have to be documented

5. Any program will expand to fill available memory

6. The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output

7. Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer who must maintain it

8. Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug

9. Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited

10. Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later

11. There's always one more bug

12. When working towards the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer

13. Inside every small problem is a large problem struggling to get out

14. Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers

15. The chief cause of problems is solutions

16. The solution to a problem changes the problem

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