Enzoy's Empty Space ...

Funny Unix csh/sh commands:
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% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% rm God
rm: God nonexistent

% ar t God
ar: God does not exist

% ar r God
ar: creating God

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
* 역주: 옛날 공화당 부통령 후보로 나왔던 댄 퀘일에 관한 이야기인 것 같음.. 당시 감자(potato)의 스펠링을 잘못 써서 망신당한 적이 있음..

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
* 역주: Jimmy Hoffa 는 미국 노조위원장으로 누군가에 의해 납치되어 실종되었음. <호파>란 영화도 나와 있음.

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
* 역주: substitute = 대용품. 설탕 대용품인 사카린이 발암물질로 판명된 것을 시사.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

/* not csh but sh */
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink <bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found